weedkinz:

clevverbot:

advice for new freshmen:

  • shut the fuck up
  • you’re the youngest don’t think you’re fucking badass
  • DON’T STEAL MY FUCKING BENCH
  • we’re all tired and don’t want to be there—stay out of the way
  • shut the fuck up

advice for high schoolers:

  • they’re fucking new
  • they’re fucking new
  • they’re fucking new 
  • they’re fucking new 
  • owning a bench is something the bully in a lifetime movie would do 

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.


jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.


kingshezza:

NEVER HAVE I SAID “OH MY GOD” OUT LOUD WHEN SEEING A NEW PICTURE OF BENEDICT 

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I HAVE TODAY


lupineremus asked: "nice thoughts challenge. once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and send this to 10 of your followers😊"

omg i cant think of more nice things

1. i have a nice way with kids

2. i’m never plain rude to my parents or adults in general

3. i’m stubborn therefore i’m persistent

4. i think i have a nice sense of fashion too

5. i’m honest

yay i made it!


thefrogman:

[video]


daily reminder that the boy you’re in love with at 16 probably won’t matter when you’re 25.

daily reminder that the math test you failed your freshman year of high school probably won’t matter when you’re graduating college.

daily reminder that the problems you’re facing today may seem like the worlds end, but they will not matter in a year.

daily reminder that you’re going to be okay.

everything is going to be okay.


haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post


btrandkittens:

DAMN, YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL, KENDALL… :3